Looking & Listening: Recorded music uses electricity, as does television
and the internet, even if you use batteries. Sorry this description isn't
more clever.

Crackpottery: These items are about tomfoolery. They are not about damaged earthenware, enameled vases or handturned bowls.

Papery Things: Trees are super and shouldn't be clear cut, but paper is nice, too, particularly in book form.

Sport: Sport. Sport. Sport. Sport. Sport. Sport. Sport.