PrancyHorse.com offers a host of services, including consulting, landscaping, child naming, wordage and stroke advisement.  We will satisfy you unique service needs, or you can choose from one of the following service plans:

Platinum Badger Package

• NWO/WOF/MLB Consulting - Helps you to devise a defense strategy against the inevitable prancy assault.  Includes contingency and Weekend O' Fun plans.  Also provides strategy in rotisserie and head-to-head conflict
   

• Landscaping - We specialize in purple-flowering plants and tangy fruits
   

• Child Naming - Will provide you with a list of the appropriate names for your child.  This service takes into account amiability and color story.  Will expedite changes to existing children's names, when poorly named.  Specializes in anthropomorphism and the letter N
   

• Wordage - Model-based feedback on new words or old favorites
   

• Stroke Advisement - Advice on the four major strokes and use of elbows
   

• **Bonus: Lyrical Semantics, in conjunction with Dr. Joules Bellows

Gold Skink Package

• Consulting

• Landscaping

• Child Naming

Gold Locust Package

• Wordage

• Landscaping

• Stroke Advisement

Silver Penguin Package

• Any combination of two services listed in the Platinum Badger Package

Poetry Generation - Free

Unfettered, Prancy Horse will unravel the inseam of society and establish a cultural and moral haberdashery of his fiendish styles.  Join us, the Burrowing Society, in our fight against this Equine Menace.  For more information, email us at stopthehorse@prancyhorse.com.

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A Tale of Misunderstanding and Well-Tailored Breaks: In a bid to find a niche in the  online comic market, PrancyHorse.com introduces Fussy Pant, a lighthearted look at a crime syndicate and a poor sap who opposes it.  This tale of mistaken identity and avante garde couture promises a chortle or two.