December Holiday X-Massy Channukky Kwanzaly Story Contest

If you have a story about a holiday that falls in the month of December, send it to prancyhorse.com for a chance to win a custom-made Prancy Horse-themed t-shirt. Additionally, prancyhorse.com will post the top seventeen stories on non-bigoted topics!

The deadline for submission is December 15th. After that date, prancyhorse.com will contact the winner to determine chest size, torso length and eye color, so that the t-shirt will look lovely on the winner. Prancyhorse.com cannot guarantee a "lovely look," should the winner have a sallow complection and favor black lip gloss.

If nobody enters the contest, prancyhorse.com reserves the right to pretend that many people entered the contest. In such an event, prancyhorse.com will create fake essays, written by authors with prepostorous names.

Please submit your story to: DeHo@prancyhorse.com.